This will not be pretty. This will not be short. The Earth is flat and I'm a complete moron for believing otherwise.
This post is going to focus on something that really, really irks me. Many companies have been made example of throughout the years, known for their unwise naming of product lines and/or poor documentation to help guide the layman to an adequate purchase (or repair!). Nevertheless, someone else has gone ahead and fucked it up, again. DXRacer, this one's on you.