Back to the beginning. Last night:
Amusingly, this all started because I said "Suck my dick" on VOIP in their server (not uncommon, these days), which was responded to with "What the fuck did you say, faggot". We could hear the enigmatic pre-teens trapped inside their 20-plus year-old bodies, so naturally, we went to town. As per usual, comments flung around the room were typical remarks such as "Noobs can't use nothing but plasma" and "What you gonna do, cry to your mother?". Nothing to get panties in a twist over, right?
Soon after being told their "clan is shit" and "has a bad rep" they demanded a scrim with our "clan" and then proceeded to team up on us, regardless of the fact they were spread out across the other two species in their public server, resulting in over 5 people leaving. I told them we won't be scrimming, and that we are not a "clan", but they somehow overlooked the several times I had to say that, and continued to call us a clan. I guess it shows how sloppy these guys are. Sloppy. In their pants. Or panties?
We do what we do, because we do it better than you:
Finally, after two rounds they decided to ban us. Their official reason was "You were stealth killing, which we do not allow on our server" which I find amusing seeing I was Marine for 99% of the time I was in their server, only changing to alien moments before being removed.
After all of that, we went and made a steam group to express what we thought of their attitude throughout the evening:
For an example of how butt-hurt their clan leader was because of this steam group, read this accrued excerpt, from roughly an hour later:
You'd think that someone who is possibly 33 years old would act a little more mature..
But, despite all the reasons we gave them to hate us, we found an older post they had made on their steam group announcements. Note how it was written days before the events of last night.. So, even after all this shit we did, they were butt-hurt from something prior, that we didn't even do to get to them, intentionally:
I remember being banned from their server after saying "More like 'Cock Munchers Australia'", which I only said because they banned both Magicpotato and BludReaver not 30 seconds after joining. I do believe it was because a chick in the server used her microphone and one of us responded with some nonchalant, sexist repartee, but when doesn't that happen to girl gamers?
The only thing I really regret out of all of this (other than the bus ticket that I didn't buy to get to the place where they were going to "smash" us) is how their innocent clan-members, who look up to these guys, are thinking they're probably the best mature-age gamers in the world, when in reality they're just a bunch of burnt-out, internet tough-guys.
I, for one, have absolutely no recollection of what I did to them on the 14th.
And to that, people, I can only say "roflmao".
19 comments:
Another challenger appears!!! (In advance this is going to be hella long, because a FEMALE gamer is going to be ranting and generally trying to understand why some guys are douchbags on the Internet. inb4 sexist comments)
I'm going to try and take the higher ground and try and censor any of the extremely rude comments I am dying to make (for example: "Dickless worders" cause that just had to be said once or else this post would probably deteriorate into me swearing every second word).
But um yes back to the topic on hand, I'm not taking any sides in this 'fight', if you can even call it that, all I see is five year old shouting at each other from different sides of the playground. The CMA guys didn't handle anything well (sorry guys but it's true, it takes two to tango) but the TOW guys basically had the opportunity to be the better people shoved in their faces but were too blinded by male hormones to notice this on the end of a bloody fishingrod (which I am now picturing and trying to not laugh my ass off in the bus) plus then, from steam you've moved the fight to the far corners of the internet, ie youtube and blogspot...nope, I still see five year old throwing stones at each other.
Also, it seems to be so mature to post a biased post, not that I'm saying it's wrong, you're entitled to your opinion and shizz, and have fun flexing your muscles each other and calling each other nasty names, and generally being the 'tough guys' you 'rofllmao' at. But please be a bit more mature about the issue (read: Please. Just. Stop. All parties involved.) and say you could of handled the situation a bit better. I am, of course, referring to the part of the steam convo you omitted to screenshot, the bit where you made a derogatory and extremelly distressing comment about my friend, who was not even in the convo or really had anything to do with the fight.
Case and Point:
1. Magicpotato proceeds to think it's a good idea to make a comment about 'fucking her [my friend] til she bleeds' and actually going to her facebook page (which I assume you guys got the info from) and just being incredibly filthy and horrible human beings.
2. Ignorant comment about "well female gamerz are subjected to sexist remarks a lot, so I'm going to add to it, they should be used to it because IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME" (which it doesn't cause there are actually some decent guys online who arent just nice to us because they want to get into our pants).
And I can say truthfully that I have seen part of the convo (and jeez Clay, Stealth, calm your tits) but may not have got the parts you guys screen capped (which is really quite funny and basically saying "OMG I HAVE A SCREENSHOT WHICH MEANS EVERYONE SHOULD BELIEVE ME LOL"). I was however shown the bit you TOW guys 'forgot' to post, and where you begin to really fit into the category of "creepy internet troll-tough guy".
What I'm getting at is basically I would like you to apologise to my friend that you made comments about, I would appreciate it, really. I may not know the whole story so I'm staying out of any of the other 'fights'.
I may get laughed at but oh well at least I managed to get this off my chest.
Your move ;>
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH man you guys must of been Heart broken when you made this.. what do u think your all big and tough now? this CMA clan or what ever must have drilled you guys pretty hard and hurt your feelings for it to piss you off and make this oh man i so wonna join em now these CMA guys seem cool and skilled, and that comment b4 mine is see you guys made a really sick comment about a girl gamer? WTF is wrong with you sick pedo bunch of noob? huh? like really you must have been touched by your parents when you where kids or something....
I love how this blog is trying to show the perspective of these sad loads of crap they are the innocent ones.
Sheesh, you guys aren't so bright are ya? I laugh at the hypocrisy that is throughout this blog, you only showed one part of the conversation which was questioning why you got banned off the server. My guess is, you were being immature dumb asses at the admins or breaking the rules continuously and being warned about it. But I assume its both coming from this blog.
You might want to show the end part of the conversation which might show the true identities of you guys ;> Since I heard it was quite sickening and filthy. And I wouldn't call it trolling since you made a hate group and posted a hate blog about it.
Its just showing you guys are scared and asking to get stalked to your house. But I can't blame the guys who really want to meet you face to face. I wish them luck if they do. Though I do believe the CMA members could have also handled this issue a lot better instead of threatening you guys, because we all know you just wanted that reaction out of them.
If you are pin pointing a gamers age and talking about maturity, you sure are as hell as stupid when you must have been making this blog. You aren't any different, you just decided to ask for my threats from the CMA members. Then you brought in a girl's real name and age into the chat when she was involved that much that deserved a whole threat message from you idiots. And then just casually say "well female gamerz are subjected to sexist remarks a lot, so I'm going to add to it, they should be used to it because IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME" is being ignorant.
Oh, not to mention being a homophobic is also something else I can laugh at you guys for, I don't know why people like you are on this planet.
Thank you for this lovely blog on showing how stupid you guys.Did CMA really pound your arses that badly for you to make a hate page? Weak! God you guys are shit lol.
Lol, you guys finally found it. I knew you couldn't keep away. Btw, for now, TL;DR.
you do realise the CMA has the support of alot of different clans in and out of AVP right? and the funny thing is you THEMOSTSHITDOGCUNT made this blog about the CMA and made it out you ToW gay fisting bunch of low lives are the innocent ones but everyone knows apart from you noobs know different so congrats ToW is one of the most hated groups in the Steam Community you will be banned on sight from almost 80% of servers, good gaming :)
AHAHAHAHA You guys are still going!
Your asses must be bleeding nonstop!
I absolutely love it how you pathetic cock munchers pretend to be some random guy and post under the name "Anonymous" instead of showing your true identity.
You also said we'll need 10 of us to take down 1 of you in a RL fight? LMFAO!
A stiff breeze could easily knock any one of you asshole lovers off a cliff and into a giant sea of nigro cock.
Another thing. This is no hate page bro, this is a fan page!
PS. Let's play a game of guess who!
All you have to do is guess who made this post, and the winner gets to spend a week with Justin Bieber! The fudge packer who packs more fudge then a fudge factory!
Oh um..Oh wow
I'll just, y'know let you guys with the y-chromosome fight it out...
/settles down to eat popcorn
Also guys VERY MATURE STUFFS YOU GOT GOING ON. (also like how you've probably not read my post and continue to be five year olds on the internet playground, seems that it's progressed from tossing rocks at each other to stealing peoples lunch money)
/ollies out
Oh wow, someone told me to refresh the page. I didn't even realise you guys were sitting here clicking refresh over and over, waiting for me to say something.. Talk about butt-hurt.
When I say you guys are butt-hurt, I intend to leave out the chick friend of Tay, who seems to sound quite mature; with a reason behind her being here. I'll get back to you on your comments later, . As for everyone else, I have still not read your comments and have no intention to, tonight.
My mates say that you guys are gonna try and ban us. We play AvP3 maybe three times a month AT THE BEST OF TIMES. I've uninstalled that piece of shit game like 10 times, only to be convinced to reinstall it by my friends. If you ban us, you lose players. If you manage to get us banned everywhere else (impossible), well.. I really.. don't care?.. You don't want someone in your server who has a voice of their own? Because that's what really started this. Congrats, tight-asses.
Why must there be so many hypocrites x.X Also, during this issue, what was the point of mentioning me in the ongoing troll/fight anyways?
I was never actually involved, I just decided to defend my friends from you guys (all you guys seem to react the same way as well because friends do that blah blah blah). And since I hate ponies, your Fluttershy picture really gave me a new look on her.
I do believe the fight could have been better then it should have. Both sides should have acted mature but obviously not *le sigh*
But you shouldn't just abuse someone you barely know that you have only played one game with. It's pretty stupid to do that :/ And why stalk? What achievement are you aiming for? (Holy shit I just had de ja vu). Did you just want a reaction out of them or are you really wanting to get banned? Or do you stalk people on a daily basis because you have nothing better to do? No, really, I'm curious.
Your call, I do not want to hear such things from you guys again. Its just showing you guys are creepers and not trolls.
K thanks bye.
*watery wonderment eyes* ive never been so popular
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20527143/WIP/Streams/New%20Text%20Document.txt
started writing that immediately after the TL;DR -- i told you id get back to you
now sh, girls
LOL, I love it when the trannies get involved. Oops. Sorry. Just insulted TayTay again.
Females know nothing. All they are good for is making sammiches, cleaning and servicing men.
Sorry, but that's the cold hard truth ladies n gentlemen.
And yes, I'm sure your little butthurt buddies, the, Cock Munchers Australia -CMA-
Have told you we entered their server n started abusing n carrying on.
This is not true. We entered, played... Within minutes, Clayinator and his faggoty friends were calling us noobs, faggots, shit clan.. etc
So we responded in an appropriate manner.
I get you are defending your friends... But next time, stay out of my refrigerator!
It's nice that sexist anon is still here, Females know nothing pfft have fun getting a girlfriend mate (if that's how you are in real life there is no way you will, or if this is just what you believe I feel very sorry for the braincells you never actually use) there are more things I could say but I don't want to get into yet another verbal shit storm...
Now into what I really wanted to say, Hey it's Tay' friend, I wasnt on to see the document you posted but from what Tay has told me you have apologized and are actually a really nice guy, thank you very much for doing that TheTopMostDog. Now I will leave you guys to fight each other if you want to.
(just want to ask why would I be in your fridge anon? that doesnt sound very comfortable :/)
cheers again
Like I said "chick friend from the other post"... Females know nothing.
If you had a brain, you would understand the metaphor "Stay out of my refrigerator"
And thank you for your offer... But I already have a misses. She is the ONLY one out of the entire female population that actually has a brain and can do something other then make a sammich.
I can foresee your next insult "Well if she's with you, she can't be very smart" or "She must be some drugged up whore" or... well, I could go on forever.
But no, I am sorry. She is none of those.
I'm sure you will be able to fill your ego with some witty remark, but I doubt it... Because your a brain dead female.
Good day, I love you.
The virginity is strong with this one.
Brilliant. That is the most spectacular post I have ever read, man if you're really getting up in arms and calling me stupid I feel quite happy. I'm not by the way haha
I was just here to get an apology for my friend, not get disrepectful remarks from someone I will probably never ever meet again.
Also I would never make those remarks about anyone, I'm not scum. You're missus is probably a very nice person and I wish you the best in life. (and I wasn't proposing just making a passing comment, also if you didn't get the bit about the fridge I was being snarky)
Now please try and be a bit more civil to other females on the internet it would be very much appreciated.
ps. I'm not the one with the ego to feed, you are my good sir.
pps. I don't love you goodbye forever.
1. The virginity is strong with this one? Really? That's classic CMA right there... They cannot come up with anything original. LOL
2. Thank you very much Taytays friend, I'm sure I'll have the best n happiest long healthy life compared to any one of these CMA cock munchers.
But it's okay, I know you're just playing hard to get.. I understand. Don't worry. I know deep deep down, you can't resist my manly charms.. You do love me, no matter what you say.
So since you love me... I'm not getting up in arms. My ego is sitting quite high at 100%. My ego needs to feeding, needs to tending to.
But your entire persona is just asking to be freckle farted on.
... That is all you or anyone of you CMA punks are to us.
Shit splattered over the face of Clayinator. And that is all you will ever amount to. Any of you.
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm getting angry or upset. Because I am not. I am merely stating the facts.. Infact! ... I am smiling the entire time I write this reply.
:D
Hilarious that these CMA guys think they're "The shit"
I don't know who you are random blogger, but you made my day :D
How is that when Clayinator was asking for a match, that he wasnt acting mature, he never said anything bad except you guys started it we wanna finish it....really ou guys are the immature ones for one going to the point of stalking said female, and posting this, just shows you aint much other then a keyboard warrior that wants to make his mark somewhere...its just funny watching you little kiddies rage over the interwebs!!!
Once again, we did not "stalk" her; I googled the username that was on the imageshack page we were directly linked to, and pasted the top 5 results back to CMA. If you're not gonna get your facts straight, I'm not going to even bother responding.
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