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Professional CSS Map Designer

So, today there was more amusement to be had on counter-strike: source. A friend and I had a chat with a map designer which turned out to be a 12 yearold kid who wanted attention.

*DEAD* B-flex :  DOSE ANY ONE NEED A MAP MADE FOR EM?
TheTopMostDog :  why
TheTopMostDog :  you map designer?
*DEAD* B-flex :  yeah
TheTopMostDog :  whats your rates
*DEAD* B-flex :  and i love making em
*DEAD* B-flex :  7
TheTopMostDog :  7 bucks?
*DEAD* B-flex :  no free im rated 7
TheTopMostDog :  rofl
*DEAD* B-flex :  lol
TheTopMostDog :  i meant price
TheTopMostDog :  so free ey
*DEAD* B-flex :  oh free
TheTopMostDog :  hm
*DEAD* B-flex :  lol
fluffy #lft :  b-flex
fluffy #lft :  gamebanana link pls
TheTopMostDog :  ^
*DEAD* B-flex :  whay?
*DEAD* B-flex :  what?
fluffy #lft :  gamebanana link?
*DEAD* TheTopMostDog :  do you have a portfolio?
*DEAD* TheTopMostDog :  past maps
fluffy #lft :  your gamebanana profile, see what you've made?
*DEAD* B-flex :  i just make em i dont post em on gamebannana
fluffy #lft :  ...
fluffy #lft :  then where the fuck
fluffy #lft :  did you get the rate
fluffy #lft :  7 from
B-flex :  half the people on me server!
B-flex :  lol
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  lol
B-flex :  so yeah
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  show me a map
B-flex :  ok
TheTopMostDog :  id like to see one too
*DEAD* B-flex :  do you have drop box
*DEAD* B-flex :  ?
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  i don't need dropbox
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  for you to send me
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  the public url
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  ...
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  but yes i do have it
*DEAD* B-flex :  what?
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  my god
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  just  right click
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  ya fucking map
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  and go
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  copy public url
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  and gimme dat
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  ya cunt
*DEAD* B-flex :  what ever
*DEAD* B-flex :  brb
TheTopMostDog :  whats your server
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  SHOW
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  ME
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  A
*DEAD* fluffy #lft :  MAP
*DEAD* B-flex :  here ill give you the ip
TheTopMostDog :  thanks
*DEAD* B-flex :  203.33.121.202:27043
TheTopMostDog :  im just worried what im looking for is a lil too complex
*DEAD* B-flex :  there
B-flex disconnected.
*DEAD* TheTopMostDog :  are you running a............and hes gone
TheTopMostDog :  lets go check out his server

] connect 203.33.121.202:27043
Connecting to 203.33.121.202:27043...
Counter-Strike: Source
Map: bw_shipattack
Players: 2 / 33
Build: 4981
Server Number: 16

TheTopMostDog connected.
Perks made by*(ShAdOw_DrAgOn)* PLEASE TYPE !p FOR PERKS MENU
[SpawnProtect] Your Spawn Protection is now Disabled
Console: MAP MADE BY:*($ShA��w �rAg�n$)*
Console: MAP MADE BY:*($ShA��w �rAg�n$)*
B-flex :  hello
BuildWars: Welcome to BuildWars ! If you're new to the server, please type !help to get started.
Perks made by*(ShAdOw_DrAgOn)* PLEASE TYPE !p FOR PERKS MENU
Console: You have 5 mins to build
Console: You have 5 mins to build
fluffy #lft connected.
B-flex :  this is one and i have more
[SpawnProtect] Your Spawn Protection is now Disabled
fluffy #lft :  ...
fluffy #lft :  can you make
B-flex :  press e
fluffy #lft :  surf maps
B-flex :  maybe
fluffy #lft :  or just buildwars preb maps
B-flex :  no i can make surf
[SM] ADMIN: toggled noclip on B-flex.
fluffy #lft :  show surf map pls
B-flex :  i dont have one on here :P
B-flex :  this is PERKS and BW
fluffy #lft :  ma god
[SM] ADMIN: toggled noclip on B-flex.
fluffy #lft :  gimme admin
B-flex :  no
fluffy #lft :  rude
B-flex :  i have to ask the other owner as well :P
Console: MAP MADE BY:*($ShA��w �rAg�n$)*
Console: MAP MADE BY:*($ShA��w �rAg�n$)*
Console: MAP MADE BY:*($ShA��w �rAg�n$)*
Console: You have 5 mins to build
Perks made by*(ShAdOw_DrAgOn)* PLEASE TYPE !p FOR PERKS MENU
Console: You have 5 mins to build
Console: You have 5 mins to build
fluffy #lft :  made made by
fluffy #lft :  shadow dragons
[SpawnProtect] Your Spawn Protection is now Disabled
TheTopMostDog :  he banned me once
B-flex :  yeah he helped
fluffy #lft :  so
B-flex :  why?
fluffy #lft :  wheres your name?
B-flex :  what you mean?fluffy #lft :  if you made it, and he only helped
fluffy #lft :  shouldn't YOUR name be there
fluffy #lft :  not his?
B-flex :  no?
fluffy #lft :  why?
B-flex :  bec i helped :P didnt you hear me!
fluffy #lft :  Cause you didn't make this preb map? o;
fluffy #lft :  B-flex :  yeah he helped
B-flex :  ?
fluffy #lft :  B-flex :  yeah he helped
B-flex :  wtf
fluffy #lft :  you said HE helped
TheTopMostDog :  i think he means with his maps; this one not being his
B-flex :  no i helped
TheTopMostDog :  oh
B-flex :  lol
fluffy #lft :  Why isn't your name there aswell if you helped
fluffy #lft :  should have some credit if you helped
TheTopMostDog :  what are you meant to do here
TheTopMostDog :  build then fight?
fluffy #lft :  you build
fluffy #lft :  after like 5 mins wall breaks down and you fight
B-flex :  idk he forgot to put it :P
fluffy #lft :  i don't believe you
fluffy #lft :  show a map you made pls
fluffy #lft :  and a good map
fluffy #lft :  not this low quality, texture, shit looking map
[SM] ADMIN: Permanently banned player "fluffy #lft" (reason: Admin disrespect).
TheTopMostDog :   um?
Disconnected: disraspect.

] connect 203.33.121.202:27043
Connecting to 203.33.121.202:27043...
You have been banned from this server.

I immediately chased him down on steam and started a conversation with him. This is how it went:

Never tell your password to anyone.
18 July 2012
16:00 - TheTopMostDog: what did i do
16:00 - B-flex: what
16:00 - TheTopMostDog: i didnt say anything
16:00 - B-flex: I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
16:00 - TheTopMostDog: um
16:00 - TheTopMostDog: okay
16:00 - TheTopMostDog: i guess i wont pay you to make me a map then, asshole
B-flex is now Offline.

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